Bacon Fever

1 May

I’m a little bit tired of hearing about the swine flu. Sometimes I think we get all riled up over nothing, because the media shoves it down our throats and tells us it’s something serious. Or it’s a government conspiracy. My friend Eric thinks it’s a conspiracy on the part of the pigs. I think he might be right about that one…

They’ve taken all these precautions in the dining hall and around campus. You’d think it was the anthrax scare all over again. I mean really, there’s nothing wrong with a few germs here and there. They help to build up our immune systems.

Just for that, my karma is probably tainted and I will get swine flu. Maybe then I won’t have to take my finals…

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