Halloween Costumes

29 Oct

Every year, thousands of college-age girls dress in slutty outfits for Halloween. This is the one day a year they can do this, and no one else is allowed to say anything about it. This year, we’re going all out.

My friends and I have never really dressed up for Halloween since we’ve been in college. Since it’s our last year, we figured we might as well go out with a bang. So, we’ve decided to be slutty this year, for the first time ever. We’re all going as sexy inanimate objects. Why, you ask? Well, if we’re going to slut it up, we still have to keep it funny and ridiculous. So, in no particular order, here is a list of the costumes we’ve come up with this year:

Sexy Gumball Machine (Come get some balls!)
Sexy Coffee Cup (Pour some sugar on me. I’m hot, sticky, sweet!)
Sexy Disco Ball (Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!)
Sexy Whoopie Cushion (More cushion for the pushin’)
Sexy Leg Lamp (Fragile. Turn me on!)
Sexy Nutella
Sexy Calendar
Sexy iPod (Touch, of course)
Sexy Microphone
Sexy Easy Button (Self-explanatory, hopefully)

We’re all going out on Halloween to celebrate my birthday, by having dinner, hitting the haunted house here at school, and then going somewhere that the legals can have a drink and the underages can sit and watch us be ridiculously entertaining. I hope there are lots of pictures taken of us, because it’s going to be the best thing ever!

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