You Can’t Be Mature 100% of the Time

16 Jul

You know that part of Shrek 2, when Shrek is contemplating taking the “happily ever after” potion, and Donkey reminds him of all the things he won’t have because he won’t be an ogre? Well, apparently one of the things he’ll have to give up is an itchy butt crack. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure itchy butt crack is universal. Not that I know from personal experience, but, um, I don’t think ogres are the only ones who have this problem……

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