Give Me Five!

Thought you could all use this on your Monday morning…

Internet High Five

There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand

Well, friends, it’s happened. Someone has recreated Arrested Development in Legos, and it’s just as glorious as you’d expect. Why has it taken so long for this to happen? I have no idea, but I’m sure glad someone decided to take on this challenge. I never tire of seeing anything witty that’s related to this show. If you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out. Like the rest of the Internet, I’m waiting for confirmation that the movie is actually happening…

I’m Famous Today…No Big Deal

I may or may not have made these charts. Hint: I did.

I Love Charts

I Love Charts

Stuff I Want Wednesday

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to have a ridiculous and funny British boyfriend, just like these clever boys. Swoon.

Stuff I Want Wednesday

Killing two birds with one stone today, by using up a long-overdue Plinky prompt: Create a super-pet by combining any three animals.

An elephant.

A hedgehog.

And a parrot.

What do you get?

An elehedgerot. A tiny elephant with colorful spines and wings, that can talk, fly, and curl up into a ball. Weird and geeky, no?

This is What my Heart Looks Like:

I’ve been spending way too much time on I Love Charts recently, but it was worth it to find this.

A Visual Compendium of Notable Haircuts In Popular Music

Brilliant. Thank you I Love Charts.

A True Romantic

I’ve declared my love for Dana of Reasoning with Vampires fame before, and I wasn’t really looking to share anything else of her brilliance here. But I just had to today, once I saw this hilarious and awesome post:

This is Also What my Heart Looks Like:

Round 2 for today, because this is just too hysterical to save for a week. I confess that I’ve read Twilight, if only to satisfy my curiosity. I am not sad to say that I am on team anti-Twilight. I’ve expressed this before, and for further proof of how terrible it is, read this. So I laughed out loud a LOT when I saw this brilliant comic.

Ten Things Tuesday – March 15

Today is the Ides of March, so naturally today’s list is ten things you should beware of:

1. The undead. Vampires, zombies, werewolves, skeletons, mummies, ghosts. They seem to be making a comeback in the most dominant way.

2. Believing you are entitled to everything, despite being undeserving or too lazy to have earned it.

3. The Jabberwocky.

4. The need to share absolutely everything about your life (likely on Facebook or Twitter): little random thoughts you have throughout the day, your personal informaton, naked pictures of yourself, ill-advised politics, personal vendettas against your boss. It’s annoying, and most people really don’t care.

5. Weird conspiracy theories.

6. The Death Starbucks.

7. Saran wrap. That stuff is the devil.

8. Hipsters.

9. Terrible books masquerading as best-sellers.

10. Believing everything you read on the internet. We’re here to spread information, although it’s not always helpful or reliable.